PARE PAREHO LANG SILA MGA PULITIKO. LAHAT TAYO MAY MGA BASIHAN KAYA NAIS NATIN ANG MGA KANDIDATO.

PARA SA AKING OPINYON 2 LANG TALAGA ANG MAHIGPIT NA MAGLALABAN SINA NOYNOY AND VILLAR. DI KO SASAYANGIN ANG BOTO KO D2.

para mag kaaalaman kung sino ang titiwalag sa susunod na mga araw

maganda ang ginawa ni GIBO..na nag rely lang sa kanyang Partido
sa Local..para makakuha nang boto..

dito mag kakaalamn kung may chance ba si GIBO o wala

IN ADDITION, STEP 3- IF FAILURE OF ELECTION AND STILL GMA PA RIN ANG PRESIDENT. KAYA SEGURISTA CYA DI NA MAAALIS SA PUWESTO DAHIL NSA KANYA ANG SC AND MILITARY DAHIL MARAMI CYA APPOINTED D2.

During the Lenten season, presidential aspirants took the time to bury their blunders and resurrect with a new cycle of growth. At the Lakas-Kampi headquarters, Gloria Arroyo and Gay Gibo start with a heart-to-heart talk.

Ate Glo: Can you turn off that music for the moment? We need to talk.

G.G. (singing with his Apple iPod): “…Livin’ La Vida Loca!..”

Gloria yanks his earphones.

G.G.: What?! I’m listening to Ricky Martin. He finally came out of the closet, and I want to let myself out too! Hindi ko na kaya ate! (I can’t take it anymore, elder sister!)

Ate Glo: Stop talking like that! We need to protect our image. That’s why the Americans have the Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell policy enforced in their military. We almost disqualified your cousin and Villar for exceeding their ad airtimes. If we can set them up in similar ways, you’ll win through technicalities. Then you can make me the Prime Minister.

Meanwhile, at the Nacionalista Party headquarters, Danding Cojuangco and M.”Bi” Villar discuss their renewal strategy.

M.”Bi”: Lumampas na ang ad airtime ko. (My ad airtime is now over the limit.)

Danding: ‘Wag ka mag-alala. ‘Di naman nagbibilang ang tao. Tingnan mo ang pagkamatay at pagkabuhay ni Kristo. Sabi n’ya mabubuhay s’ya muli pagkatapos ng TATLONG araw at TATLONG gabi, pero ilang araw at ilang gabi ba mula B’yernes ng hapon haggang sa pagkabuhay ni Kristo bago mag madaling-araw sa Lingo? Ito ang katibayan ni Kristo na s’ya ang D’yos, pero mali ang pag-k’wenta n’ya. Hindi ‘to napapansin ng tao, kaya bakit nila papansinin ang pag-k’wenta ng airtime mo? (Don’t worry. People don’t count. Look at the death and resurrection of Christ. He said that he would rise again after THREE days and THREE nights, but how many days and nights are there from Friday in the afternoon up to his resurrection before sunrise on Sunday? This is Christ’s evidence that He is God, but his calculation is incorrect. People don’t notice this, so why would they notice the accounting of your airtime? )

M.”Bi”: Oo nga ‘no. Dalawang gabi lang ang bilang ko. (Yes, that’s right. I only count two nights.)

Danding: Alam mo, nasiraan ko ang Lolo ni Noynoy, si Don Pepe, at ang Hacienda Luisita n’ya. Kaya ikaw, kaya mo rin ‘yon. (You know, I was able to ruin Noynoy’s grandfather, Don Pepe and his Hacienda Luisita. So you can do that too.)

Simultaneously, a gathering was held at the Liberal Party headquarters. Noynoy speaks to his staff and volunteers.

Noy: Why did I exceed my ad airtime? Didn’t you keep an account of it?

Staff 1: Pasensya ka na kuya. Nakalimutan namin na O.C.—obsessive compulsive—pala ang Comelec. (Have patience with us, elder brother. We forgot that the Comelec is O.C.—obsessive compulsive.

Staff 2: And nobody really expects Pinoys to be strict with numbers. That’s why they only hire accounting college graduates as cashiers at SM Department Store, even though other countries require only high school students for that kind of job. People here take numbers loosely.

Noy: OK. Just be careful next time, OK?

Staff (in unison): Yes, sir!!!

Meanwhile, deep in the jungles of Mindanao, the members of Bangon Pilipinas discuss their plans.

MNLF soldier: Brother Eddie, ‘di ka naman Muslim. Bakit mo kami kinakampihan? (Brother Eddie, you’re not Muslim. Why are you on our side?)

Bro. Eddie: S’yempre schizophrenic ‘ata ako. Lahat ng relihiyon at lahat ng tao na sa ‘kin. Kaya sino pa ang maaasahan n’yo? Sino pa e’di AKO! (Of course, that’s because I’m schizophrenic. All religions and all people are within me. So who can you trust? No one else but the Great I AM! Brother Eddie!)

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