Huwag bumoto sa mga taong mapagsamantala, nanlilinlang, nagbabalatkayo at nanloloko. Ang taong ito ang uubos sa kaban ng bayan.

@psylom

Taken from WEWET
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Sorry ah, d kasi ako nakikinig tsismis, kaya d ko kailangan pagsayangan ng oras yung mga iniisip mo. wala naman kc ako mapapala sa kwentong sinasabi mo. and d magandang mag bigay ng tsismis sa ibang reader.
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@ wewet

Ito pala ang gusto mong tsismis.
ahahhaha
May taste ka. ehehhe

Noynoy is in a meeting with his fellow LP members when he received a text message. Nonoy flipped out his phone to read it.

It says, AQUINO.

Noynoy quietly punched the keys in response.

PRESIDENT

Noynoy immediately dismissed the meeting then went through a long dark hall leading to a small room. He bumps into Mar Roxas who is also on his way to that small room.

"You got it too?" Noynoy asked.

"Yeah." Mar said. "What could be the problem?"

"I don't know." Noynoy said. "Everything seems to be going well. What could madame want with us?"

"Probably just a few instructions." Mar said.

Noynoy stopped walking. "Or maybe she got the result of the latest survey."

Noynoy starts to perspire. "What if... What if I went down in points? What if that damned rich boy got the better of us this time?"

Mar tries to calm down Noynoy. "Noy! It's all right. We're way ahead of him remember? Double digits man! Nothing to worry about."

Noynoy is already shaking. Mar pulled out a medicine from Noynoy's pockets. Opened it then gave it to Noynoy who gulped it up.

"You have to control your fits Noy." Mar said. "You know she doesn't like to see you like that. We might lose this alliance if you keep this up."

"I'm okay." Noynoy said calming down. "You really think it's nothing?"

"Hey." Mar said. "I'm with you. Let's get this on."

"Okay." Noynoy said. "Lets."

They went through the small room. Inside there is a flat screen monitor. A button is presently at the table and it is glowing.

"My god, she's already online!" Noynoy said uncontrollably shaking again.

"Control yourself Noy!" Mar said.

Noynoy is perspiring so much that he unbuttoned his polo shirt revealing specks of perspiration on his chest. He is also very twitchy as if he's about to urinate on something. So much is his fear of this person that he can't control his fits.

"Calm down Noy!" Mar said pulling Noynoy to the chair. "Sit down Noy, this is gonna be over in a few minutes."

Noynoy is still twitching while seated. His eyes is wide and his face reflects horror.

"It's gonna end." Noynoy mumbles. "My world is ending. My world is ending."

"Shut up Noy." Mar said pushing the button. "We're online." The monitor shimmers for a few seconds then it becomes clear. The face of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is now looking at them.

"Noy, Mar," Arroyo greets them. "it's good to see you again."

"Not as much as seeing you madame President." Mar said while elbowing Noynoy to say something. Noynoy struggles to say something. Fits of saliva spurts out from his lips.

"Good to see you too my princess. Err, my queen---"

"President." Arroyo interrupting Noynoy.

"Mmmm.. Mmmmm... Mamm... Madame President." Noynoy said finally.

"Finally." Arroyo said showing her devilish smile. Then her face grew dark. "Another minion of mine has joined your party. Is he receiving the best treatment that you can provide?"

"He is very happy madame President." Mar said.

"The best t... tret...treatment." Noynoy stutters.

"Well then." Arroyo said. "I just want to make sure my apostles are settled comfortably in the Liberal Party. Like I told you before, more will come. Now, I want an assurance from you too."

"Err what do you mean madame President?" Mar asks.

Arroyo suddenly laughs "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

Mar and Noynoy are stunned. Arroyo's face grew dark once more.

"Laugh after me!"

"L..L..Laugh?" Mar asks. It's his turn to stutter.

"LAUGH AFTER ME!"

"BWAHAHAHA!" Mar laughs in obedience.

Arroyo turned her face at Noynoy. "I DIDN'T HEAR YOU LAUGHING?"

"bwahahahaha." Noynoy laughs meekly.

"LAUGH!"

"Bwahahahaha."

"LOUDER!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA."

"LOUDER YOU IMBECILE!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Noynoy laughing in obedience. Arroyo smiles.

"My two apostles." Arroyo said looking at them favorably. "This is why I enjoy talking to you."

Arroyo logged out and the flat screen monitor shuts down. Mar smiles in relief he glanced at Noynoy who's still facing the monitor.

"Noy?"

Noynoy's body slowly moved back then he fell back from the chair.

"The world is ending. The world is ending. The world is ending. The world is ending..." Noynoy says repeatedly.

@marcobautista

What can you say about chavit,
jocjoc, garcias and the likes going to VIlalr's camp?

Si Villar? magaling na leader?

Tanungin mo kaya uli si Legarda bakit sya nagtutulak na alisin pagka
Senate president si Villar.
Sabi nya "KURAP at walang leadership si Villar".

Si Villar? with experience?

Tanungin mo kaya uli si JOker Arroyo kung anung experience ba
meron si Villar. Experience sa kurapsyon? experience sa paggamit ng
position para sa negosyo nya? experience sa lagayan sa conversion ng lupa? experience sa pagpameke ng dokumento?

Ayaw ko ng experience na ganayn. tsktsktsk

Matino mag-isip?

Ewan ko lang ha.
hindi kasi matino sa akin ang may
obsisyon sa pera at kagahaman sa power.
egheheheh
lalong lalo na ang KURAP.. di yun matino.