Topacio: I'll have my 'ball' cut off if Arroyos don't return
Posted at 11/16/2011 10:45 AM | Updated as of 11/17/2011 10:47 AM
MANILA, Philippines - Lawyer Ferdinand Topacio is very confident of the sincerity of the Arroyos, that he is willing to cut a “ball” off if they do not return as promised.
In a quirky moment during a serious discussion on ANC's Headstart about the Arroyos’ attempt to go abroad for medical purposes, Topacio said: “I’m willing to do the worst. Ipapatanggal ko itlog ko pag di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.”
He said he would not have accepted the case of the Arroyos if he knew they were not sincere. “I’m a good judge of character,” he claimed.
His statement earned comments from netizens. The hashtag #itlognitopacio has become a trending topic.
Jim Paredes, in his Twitter account, said: “Let GMA go as SC ordered. But pls guard Topacio's testes. National interest demands it. LOL.”
He later added, “I have heard of ppl giving an arm and a leg for a loved one. But a testicular offer for insurance is quite unique.”
Twitter user Paul Capundan added: “Para sa accountability kapag umalis si former PGMA, let's support atty.topacio in his effort to vouch for his client.”
Jel Palomares, for his part, said: “Tapos n kme magbreakfast usapang itlog p tlga...can't wait to see that egg removal..belo o calayan ang magaalis?!?!I wonder..”
Don Joseph Sebastian said: “Testicular craze happening right now.check your balls everyone, baka kunin ni Topacio as reserve yan!”
@IsdangMaharot said: “Insulto kay CGMA na isang itlog lang ni Topacio ang katumbas niya, if ever. He needs to think of somth better to amputate.”
@dreWolf added: “Would this be another "I lied!" ala-Miriam incident, Atty. Topacio? Better make good with your word!”
Professional Heckler said: “Atty Topacio didn't say kung sinong gusto n'yang tumanggal sa isang itlog n'ya. I'm not sure if Sec. De Lima's willing to do that.”
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BALLS
"I offered my life for GMA, and you, your balls?! WTF" - Gen. Reyes
nakahinga ka ng maluwag
nakahinga ka ng maluwag ngayon atty. topacio (topaksyo)kasi hindi mo na ipapatanggal ang iyong itlog na bugok kasi kaloboso na ang bagsak ng amo mo. mayroon akong tanong sa iyo ano ba ang pagkakaiba ng itlog mo at ikaw? wala kasi pareho kayong BUGOK BUGOK BUGOK BUGOK BUGOK BUGOK . . .
Atty. Itlog Topakcio is the luckiest and happiest man on earth
Atty. Itlog Topakcio is the luckiest and happiest man on earth after the Warrant of Arrest for GMA has been issued. His ball will be intact.
Topacio may face conspiracy, sedition, contempt, etc. charges...
Topacio's off-hand comment reflects how seriously they take any governmental decision as simply a joke i.e. minor or temporary setback to the priviledged...
Really???
Really???...Bakit, may balls ka ba?
reshuffle supreme court justices
Atty. Itlog, Umpisahan mu na putolin yan. Isama mu na rin ang mga SC appointees ni Arroyo.
Nahihiya lng mga yan magsalita sa Camera na gusto din nila mgpaputol pg hindi na bumalik ang mga Arroyo. IDOL ka nga ng mga SC eh. Well spoken daw. hehehe
'ball' cut off
Atty F Topacio: I'll have my 'ball' cut off if Arroyos don't return
BS Aquino: haha! I'm lucky coz I don't have any "ball" to cut off if Arroyos do return
ball of topak-io
malakas ang loob ni topak-io kc hindi nman nya sinabing babalik kaagad, cgurado kc cya na babalik si arroyo kapag kakampi na nila ang susunod na presidente. all she has to do is to stay away habang nandiyan pa c de lima n pinoy.
TRO "Ball Cutting"
Same thing will happen. Kahit sa pgputol hihingi pa rin TRO mga yan.
And His Ball worths nothing kahit ipaputol pa nya lahat yan.
ABOGAGO Topacio
walang kwenta sa sambayanang Pilipino kahit anong parte pa ng katawan mo ipaputol mo!!!!